Voting Republican:
:::Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
:::Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
:::Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
:::The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
:::A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
:::The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
:::If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
:::A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
:::Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
:::Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
:::A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
:::Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
:::The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
:::Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
:::Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
:::What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
:::Oh, and now you stand up for your republican Pedophile buddies and instead talk about CLINTON!!

An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?

Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won't fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who wants to take away the helping hand, after he's made it to safety. Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the other.

(Noun) Member of the United States' Republican Party, first emerging in the mid 1800s as an anti-slavery movement. Success of candidate Abraham Lincoln in the Presidential election of 1860 sparked the American Civil War. The party has since moved on to other issues. Republicans today are characterized by typically right-wing, conservative beliefs including but by no means limited to pro-business policies, lack of dependence on the government in daily life, religious convictions, and desire to outlaw what they deem socially undesirable actions.

(Adjective) Typical or characteristic of a Republican or the Republican party.

One who cuases almost %50 of this nations problems.
(For the cause of the other %50 see: Democrat)

Typically a person who believes that:
1)The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution takes precidence over the rest of the Constitution.
2)The rich should be tax-exempt, and that the middle and lower classes should have to foot the bill, also, a person who bitches when an under-funded government agency is unable to carry out its assigned task.
3)Thinks that programs such as welfare, medicare/medicaid and minimum wage are unconstitutional and should be banned.
4)Labels everything and everyone they disagree with as being "Communist" or "Anti-American" or "French."

1. A group of bible thumping fuckwits who believe that white christian males are the only things that matter in the world. They will lie and cheat in order to get what they want. They are always racist and blame everything on the democratic leaders who were in office before, and then claim responsibility for every good thing that happens.

2. A racist white male.

3. An undereducated american who loves to hate minorities and scam and lie.

4. A Jackass

A collection of low life, lying, four flushing sacks of wind and bullshit who have little regard for their fellow human beings. People who think that George W. Bush is the second coming or some other damn thing and that anyone who so much as looks at Bush funny is a traitor or terrorist sympathizer. People who have their noses so up in the air that they cannot see the disgust and contempt others have for them. War mongering pigs who want us to go into a bottomless pit for their dreams of military conquest, but their God forbid that money is given so that lower classes actually get ahead in life or have access to decent medical care. A collection of fascist] thugs who think that George W. Bush should be allowed to piss and shit all over the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.