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2.
When your snake fails to charm her.
Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.
by telephone man August 30, 2010
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1.
When you can't get your lizard to stand up.
He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.
by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009
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3.
Its when the old snake won't strike.
Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.
by Brewster Molis May 24, 2011
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