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reportress 

A female sports reporter with little or no understanding of the sport she is covering. Often found grazing the sidelines in tight pants and revealing tops, reportresses hunt down coaches and players in hopes of baffling them with moronic, sports-related questions.
I thought the girl was a real reporter, but when she asked the coach whether he wanted to win the game, I knew she was just a reportress.
reportress by Bob Stash January 19, 2011

Reporter 

The "Reporter" (n) A Gordita combo meal from Taco Bell. Just as a firecracker has a report, so too does the Taco Bell Gordita. If you have it for lunch, the report will occur around 3 o'clock. In other words, you will have to pinch a loaf shortly after eating it. The "Report" time varies per person.
Mike enjoyed his "Reporter" at lunch, but regreted it later that afternoon.

James: Yo where's Mike? It's 3 o'clock.
Steve: I heard he had the "Reporter" for lunch. I hope he found a toilet in time.
Reporter by Walter Comanche September 11, 2005

Reportard 

One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.
Adam couldn't handle the heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.
Reportard by Lylehighhill February 3, 2018

twitch reporter 

"twitch reporter", a term coined by popular streamer and Sentinels member Animal, refers to an individual who posts unwanted information about another person in one's twitch chat
"DUDE TFUE JUST WENT LIVE BRO" , that kid is such a "twitch reporter" holy fuck somebody ban him.
twitch reporter by KingCloutXXL August 10, 2019

reporter drumsy 

hes a VR (chat) youtuber,
and hes single <3
the friendly reporter drumsy rimes alot

Ghetto Reporter Syndrome

Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.
Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!

Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.