The appearance of one's face during extended periods of report-writing. Most heavily associated with Microsoft Excel and corporate monomania. Usually resulting in a blank, dead, or befuddled look upon the face.
Hi Shane. Damn, you've got serious report-face going on there.
-Yah, I've had to reclassify my Primary Action Items three times already today. It sucks.
|2.||Post Game Carnage Report|
A report of all carnage that took place during a game(predominantly Halo2 online). Includes kills, deaths, killing sprees...etc. This is where the you will hear the words noob and pwned approximately 17 times per sentence. You will hear from a noob exactly why they did so bad. Also this is where you will hear gamers yelling at their fellow teammates for their poor play, because now they can see exactly how bad they are. It is also a place where great players get off to their dominance of a video game( I would be lying if I said I am not one of them)
Noob: Dude I shot a guy 40 times in the face with the shotgun and he didn't die, then he killed me with a single pistol.
Me: Or you just suck, and got pwnt.
Nick: I didnt do too bad that game.
Me: After viewing the Post Game Carnage Report, I noticed I had 30 kills and 4 deaths. Yet we lost, whilst you merely had 4...and 21 deaths.
Nick: I'm getting better.
|3.||new york subway face|
As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:
"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".
Acronym for Punch In The Face. Pronounced pid-if.
I swear to god if lumburg makes me run another TPS report im gonna stamp it with a pitf.
THe Zealots that report every mundane thought/activity on Facebook
I thought Face-People were mundane , now we've got "Twits!"
1. to post an angry or hateful message to a persons "wall" on Facebook.
1. An angry or hateful comment on a persons Facebook "wall".
1. Please do not ever Face Mace me again or I'm going to report this abuse to the web master.
2. I can't believe i just got Face Maced!
1. "I just saw the brutal Face Mace Becky left on my wall. The shame I feel is epic."
ROBLOX is best defined as a massive scam in the form of an online building game, orchestrated by the Evil Lord Shedletsky (a.k.a. Telamon) and his happy, friendly, game-programming 'friends'. In this amazingly crap and utterly boring (and yet somehow addictive to about 5 million children) game, you are tempted to waste about $30 a month on a so-called Builders Club subscription, which gives you virtual benefits so you can buy more unoriginal and idea-stealing hats created by ROBLOX's half-witted developers. If you don't want to do that, you will have to bear all the five-year-olds shouting "OMGZ I R BC SO I PWN U HAX!!! PWNZ0RED" in your blocky face every five seconds.
If you don't want to waste real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.
ROBLOXian 1: omglol i luv roblux itz so fun lol rofl
ROBLOXian 2: ZOMG UR A NUB U KILD ME OMG
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R! REPORTD
ROBLOXian 2: REPORTD 4 FALS REPORT
ROBLOXian 1: REPRTOD 200 TIMZ!!!!
ROBLOXian 2: UMG UR RPOTRED 1000 TIEMZ!
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R
ROBLOXian 2: NUBCAIK
ROBLOXian 1: BLAK
ROBLOXian 2: OMG RACIST
ROBLOXian 1: RPROTD 4 SAYIN RACIST