Replacing the Divot

While hooking up with a girl and attempting to score in her hole, you find that she is very rough down there. In one swift stroke, you rip her pubic hair out and replace the divot in her mouth.

You reach down a girl's pants and find pubic hair. So you rip her pubic hair out and shove it in her mouth ("Replacing the Divot").

Replacing the Divot by Ginelo September 30, 2006

replacing the milk 

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

“I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

replacing the milk by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019

Repeating Castle 

When the same course of events happens repeatedly, despite attemps to to stop or change it.

Background: Expression is derived from the original Super Mario Brothers game on Nintendo. Some of the Bowser's Castle levels were 'repeating castles', where the same sequence of screen would repeate continually until the player performed the neccessary sequance of actions to get out of the repetition.

As Joe and Jon walked back to their campsite, they past what looked like the same tree at least three or four times before making it back.

"Fuck, I hope we get out of this repeating castle before dark," said Joe.

Repeating Castle by Hopewell Rocks December 11, 2009

relaxing hero 

It's a condition after heavy diarrhea. When you feel so fucking horribly for a long time, when you can't raise your ass
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.

-Dude, what did you do last night?
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!

relaxing hero by xsquooshx January 26, 2011

relazing 

when you're being lazy and relaxing at the same time, a word invented through a typo in an instant messenger conversation.

she was relazing on the lawn chair by the ocean with a margarita and a hot date.

relazing by rexarex(: August 7, 2009

relaxing in the gentlemans way

Masturbating

"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."

relaxing in the gentlemans way by Saoirse September 1, 2003

Relaxing 

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

Relaxing by the racist kid who makes jokes April 6, 2019