Recreational Reptiles 

Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.

As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.

Recreational Reptiles by jpg3 October 14, 2012

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

Rectal Reptile by Phuqit October 9, 2006

a reptile dysfunction 

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

a reptile dysfunction by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

reptilelegit

The girl who we all thought was a 9 year old singing Minecraft music

(person 1) Hey who's the person who makes Minecraft music

(person 2) oh don't you mean reptilelegit?

reptilelegit by senpailegit June 23, 2019

CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)

Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.

Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.

CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) by ugra July 3, 2012

reptile dick 

A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.

WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)

Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.

(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.

reptile dick by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 19, 2013

Texas Reptile Expo

Founded by a lady known as the reptile queen from Texas. The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in Texas. People known when the come to this show they can expect to see the largest selection of venomous snakes and other reptiles.

The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in the state of Texas.

Texas Reptile Expo by urban savage February 12, 2019