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Little Debbie's Repeat Offender 

A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.
Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.

repeat offender 

a woman that a man has already enaged in sexual intercourse with one or more times in the past
Tom: Yo Eric, did you get a fresh kill last night?
Eric: Nah, but I did bang this girl that I used to see in college.
Tom: Oh well, don't worry, nothing wrong with a repeat offender
repeat offender by Champ360 April 2, 2015

repeat offender 

Any person who has the annoying habit of re-telling the same joke, repeating a phrase, or repeatedly singing a song while intoxicated.
OMG Ted was such a repeat offender with that lame-ass joke he told 100 times when he was hammered last night. I wanted to punch him in the face!

Repeat Offender 

Someone you have had sex with on more than one occasion
antonym: one night stand
ex. "It's totally okay to booty call him, he's a repeat offender."
Repeat Offender by nailakemi January 20, 2013

repeat offender 

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
repeat offender by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Repeat offender. 

When you've previously slept with someone and then years later sleep with them again. In this case they don't count as a new lover so your number never goes up.
"Last night I accidentally hooked up with a repeat offender. I hope he doesn't call again."
Repeat offender. by Lola XXX February 5, 2009