Kind retards 

Either an error at the end of an email, instead of 'Kind regards' or, as its preferred option, to put a not so subtle dig across to the idiot you are currently dealing with.

Regardless of the above, we will not be requiring your service any more.

Kind retards

Mr Doug Hole

Kind retards by Willybobo January 12, 2012

coalition of fat gay retards 

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging

"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."

coalition of fat gay retards by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

retards 

A typo of the word regards which can get you in serious trouble at work.

Please e-mail me asap.

Kind Retards

Jon

retards by GrEMbOt... September 14, 2005

Wayland Retards (WR) 

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.

Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed

Wayland Retards (WR) by CoachSchnitKunt May 19, 2018

retards mistake 

A 'retards mistake' is when someone surprisingly do something good, great or extraordinary even though everybody expected differently.

You expect a retard to do something retarded but if the retard do good. It must be a mistake...

The expression is from 'Life', a movie starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.
The example given in 'Life', is when 'Can't get right' (Bokeem Woodbine) to everybody's surprise hit the ball during a baseball game. Everybody thought he was retarded, but he was just a mute...

"-George Bush just talked two minutes without any mispronunciation or nonsense coming from his lips.

-That must be a rare example of a retards mistake."

retards mistake by Brune Hugorm August 3, 2010

remtard 

Combination of the words remedial and retard, used to imply that a person requires remedial education and is, threfore, a retard.

1. "They fly Hurricanes, isn't it?, them's shit planes for remtards on free dinners"

"I'm flying a Hurricane, it's a shit plane, I'm rubbish and my [mum goes chippy in her slippers]"

"that's me being them". "that's well funny man"

remtard by Spanish Castle Magic March 20, 2010

Wormy Remtard 

That one guy who after a few too many bevvies thinks it's a good idea to impress others by doing the worm

'Oh jeese wormy remtard was at it again last night'

Wormy Remtard by C-0-2 August 10, 2017