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7. remote
Something people use to change channels with because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch
Clicking the remote is probably a mean of excersice for some people
1. Remote
I'm sitting on it.Has bunch of pushy buttons on it.
Get your Mikhail Naroditsky off my remote.
by Ilia M. Mazin Feb 3, 2005 add a video
2. Remote
We lose it as much as our wallets.

It's used for various electrical machines because we're to lazy to stand up.
tv and radio.
by truly yours Apr 6, 2004 add a video
3. remote
Adjective:

1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.

2. isolated, inaccessible

3. (Of a chance) frail, slim, marginal

4. cold, distant, aloof

Noun:
Abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.
Could you pass me the remote? From here it's remote and the chances that I can reach it are very remote.
4. remote
Located far away; distant in space.
The lake was located in a remote area.
5. remote
used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...
The remote turned on the tv
by Alexius Nov 6, 2003 add a video
6. Remote
a powerful object which is the subject of fierce battle between siblings and roommates.
I put him/her in a head lock so I could get the remote.
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