| 1. | the remote control | ||
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n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.
v. the act of committing the remote control OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.
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| 2. | bumfuck idaho | ||
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Some unknown location
some small town in a remote place. Dad took us on a long drive when we were children to Bumfuck Idaho
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| 3. | Google Maps place | ||
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A place most people have never heard of, the result of which is that one who needs to travel there will have to search for the location using Google Maps. Jon: I have to drive to Goldendale this week.
Rachel: I don't even know where the heck that is but it sounds like a Google Maps place. |
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| 4. | one-eyed | ||
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Inbred, from a very remote place, and/or extremely ignorant. The logical extension of the notion that the more inbred one is, the closer-set their eyes. My car broke down in such a one-eyed town that nobody'd ever even heard of a Kia.
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| 5. | bumblefuck | ||
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a far off, remote place
somewhere that no one has ever heard of Our football team is out somewhere in bumblefuck, Georgia playing a game.
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| 6. | woop-woop | ||
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A place a long distance from an 'urban' centre.
Typically used to describe Outback Australia. A: I'm gonna be moving soon - new job.
B: Oh yeah? Where'ya goin'? A: Small place, out woop-woop. Money's good, though. |
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| 7. | save place | ||
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A phrase that is called out when you get up from your seat to make sure no one takes it.
Can also be used to make sure no one takes something while you're up. Person1: *is getting up from the couch* I'm gonna go get a soda. Save place! And save place on the remote.
Person2: *sitting on floor* Dammit. |
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