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1. religious jew
while getting a blow job, right before ejaculating you shove ur pubes in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic hair just like the jews head, and at that moment you must yell MAZEL TOV!
in a state of boredom while getting sucked on, i decided to make things interesting by using my.... "religious jew " ....subsequently the bitch was blinded for a week
2. Bagel
(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.
When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.
3. orthodox jew
the most intelligent of the jewish family,known for spirally curls of hair, most religious of the judaism religion, and they usually wear a fuckin sweet top hat like thing.
My friend cory who is an orthodox jew, drives an echo everywhere and rides a bike in the summers like a little bitch.
4. Jew box
The small black leather boxes that religious jews sometimes wear on their head containing verses from the Torah written on scrolls of parchment.
You see that Jew over there with his Jew box on his head.
5. déjà Jew
when a person of Jewish heritage gets an oddly familiar feeling that his or her cleverness in financial matters is meeting with envy & resentment, or that, for reasons of religious differences, antisemitism is afoot
When that loser referred to the city as Jew York, he struck a déjà Jew cord with people of every race and religion.
6. Dirty Jew
an insult, not necessarily of an anti-sematic context, used to describe a person who has done something to annoy you. Once again, does not, in any way, demean to jewish religious population.
"You damn dirty jew, my cookies are not fair game, if you eat them again I'll kick your dirty jew ass!
by Austin(aarrgghh!) Apr 30, 2004 add a video
7. Orthopoxed Jew
A Jew, whether religious or secular.
who's people are Cursed, who's "race" is cursed, and who's religion is Cursed and supplanted by Orthodox Eastern Christianity.

He's is Rightly (ortho) Poxed (poxed) or Cursed for his perfidiousness and for killing The Messiah or Jesus Christ
Don't mind the perfidious, whiny, orthopoxed jew
by antij Mar 8, 2005 add a video
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