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3.
1. Two of the three things you should never talk about in polite conversation.

2. Reason the world has shit like war, nukes, etc.

3. Sources of hours of online entertainment/brainwashing.
1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The Great Pumpkin
Talk about these and you're fucked.

Religion and politics, ain't they a bitch?
by RespectMaAuthoritah817 November 18, 2010
 
1.
the two reasons why the world currently is a peice of shit
Religion: FOR ALLAH! *explosion*
Politics: FOR OIL! *invade middle east*
by largo September 27, 2004
 
2.
the worst topics for discussion ever. Use these to quickly make enemies and ruin friendships.
person1: Hey man, we really have a lot in common, we should hang out more...
person2: ok
*guys become good friends*

Example 1:
person1: so what do vote for republicans or democrats?
person2: democrats
Person1: republicans....fuck

Example 2:
person1: want to come to church with me?
person2: im atheist
person1: ...fuck....

religion and politics ruined these guys views for each other
by benjamus May 16, 2007