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Something people decide to believe in not because they actually believe in it, but because the fear of going to hell.
guy1: I don't believe in god because it can never be prooven, and it's just a ridiculous story.

guy2: you're going to hell, but yeah its a ridiculous story in my opinion too. That is why I have a religion, so i will go to Heaven.
by Aus10c March 29, 2011
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by Vithon December 24, 2009
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a idiots excuse to get away from the truth of the world and live in a dream world.
Religion - i believe i will go to heaven and not rot in the earth.
by CHanke November 05, 2008
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A result of the ever existing human need for explanations to questions that we just cannot answer. The most well known ones are violent, backward, anti-freedom and homophobic.
Person A: Are you part of any religion?
Person B: No, but I'm spiritual
Person A: It's just as stupid as religion. Neither provide answers
by JamesThe August 22, 2010
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The greatest form of emancipation known to man.
A way to find meaning in an otherwise insipid existence.
little child: Daddy, why do animals have no religion?

dad: Because they think and feel like the vast majority of people.
by asc asc July 10, 2008
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an inspiration to artists, a useless item the gets in the way of peoples lives, hurts peoples self confidence, and sometimes gives aids. also an excuse to see how many people they can 'save'. at the end of time the religion with the most followers wins
hey, im a christian, and so far our religion is beating you, jewish people! ha!
by jimmayyyyyy December 07, 2009
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Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).
1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!
by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003
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