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78.
What we thought before we discovered what mental illness is.
Person 1 - A bush talked to me.
Person 2 - Really a bush talked to you, what did it say? Let's live's our life based on what the bush said.

You stupid fucking cunts.

Religion
by Deadwill54 September 05, 2012
 
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Religion: The classification of large scale communicable diseases that tends to affect people in the IQ range between 1 - 69 (rare cases exist in which it can propagate in minds above 69 IQ). The symptoms are classified by a widespread grandiose delusion, psychosis (losing the ability to differentiate what is real and not), unwarranted hostility, social isolation, megalomania, and often violence.

We all have the cure its just a matter of it being widely available, currently a vaccine(intelligence) is in production but it seems we will have a lifelong pandemic to account for.

We can only hope that the vaccine doesn't run out before a resurgence of this pathogen...
"Insert any religion" throughout time has had the unfortunate side-effect to turn countrymen against one another, nations against each other, and even has the ability to tear families apart.
by The Voice of Reason and Logic January 13, 2012
 
80.
Contagious form of schizophrenia. Also the blame for billions upon billions of murders and countless wars.
Religion is the cause of the Holocaust, genocides, and 9/11.
by Mr. Crowley August 26, 2008
 
81.
A form of psychosis brought on by paranoia. Had led to more deaths than any other cause. Especially susceptible to inhabidents of Kansas and Texas.
Fuck religion. Come into the real world.
by DonZabu January 06, 2008
 
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Religion is an anachronistic vestige of pre-modern societies. Religion offers comforting, though naive and often inaccurate, explanations about the origins and future of humankind, the Earth and just about everything else. Religion is often learned in youth - when children readily mimic the behavior of their parents, siblings and peers. Unfortunately, most adults never recognize that the religious perspectives, values and practices that they were indoctrinated with as children are poorly suited to living in a modern scientifically oriented society where it is understood that there is no empirical evidence for such things as: magic, demons, angels, gods, heaven, hell, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, Santa Claus and the boogy man.

Religions continue to exist today because they are inherently adaptable; religious dogma changes markedly over time. Moreover, the many conflicting codes of behavior that religions advance can be used to justify any attitude or action, regardless of what the current century may be.
christianity, islamism, judiasm, buddhism, and other lies are typical religions.
by Think For Yourself October 11, 2007
 
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Something that happens to other people, just dont cram it down my neck by knocking on my door or stopping me in the street or blowing up bits of my country!
7/7 bus bombs, a fiver says it was a religous group of some sort that did it because of there religion (but im not pointing any fingers *cough* Al-Qaeda *cough*)
by Purple_Penguin November 10, 2006
 
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The manmade rules and biggest misconspetion known to man.
All of the core religions are based on the same thing! peace, compassion, truth. yet we start wars for religion. "thou shalt not kill" probley something mister high and mighty president would know if He had read the bible...or read period..
Fuck the American Jihadd. this is not war of campassion..there is no god in war.
"I have no where to turn, religion is all I have left"

"Fuck the American Jihadd. this is not war of campassion..there is no god in war."
by Icarus_of_deus March 22, 2006