jap anus relations 

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

jap anus relations by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

I did not have sexual relations with that woman 

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009

Textual Relations 

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

Textual Relations by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008

relationblip 

a very short relationship with little real importance to either member; usually lasting between one day and three months and entered into "for the hell of it"

Man Codey, your freshman year of highschool was full of stupid two-month relationblips.

Yeah, I know, I dated five girls! What can I say, I was bored.

relationblip by idaidaidaida! February 29, 2008

sexual relations 

Bill Clinton didn't have 'em with Monica L.

Accordin' to himself

sexual relations by Pwn20r2!!! May 13, 2005

relations 

noun: sexual intercourse.

Can be used as not to sound as tacky or forward as other words.

Shall we have relations?

relations by NDR December 16, 2005

Relational Payment 

A way to pay a local business that raises their stoke and earnings.

I used a relational payment with my mechanic, Doug, so he can replicate Brian O'Connor's car in The Fast and the Furious. I will be doing donuts and drifting in no time. Jabwow babyyyy.

Relational Payment by MaverickToG January 31, 2021