releasing the demons

Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.

Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.

releasing the demons by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

releasing Windows Vista 

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

releasing Windows Vista by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

relaxing hero 

It's a condition after heavy diarrhea. When you feel so fucking horribly for a long time, when you can't raise your ass
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.

-Dude, what did you do last night?
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!

relaxing hero by xsquooshx January 26, 2011

relazing 

when you're being lazy and relaxing at the same time, a word invented through a typo in an instant messenger conversation.

she was relazing on the lawn chair by the ocean with a margarita and a hot date.

relazing by rexarex(: August 7, 2009

relagging 

A Jumblefuck word coming from the definitions and combination of the two words relaxing and lagging; to lag, or put something off why chilling/relaxing at the same time. Relagging.

"Fuck Joe! You know those guys are waiting for that sack. You're fucking lagging!" "No Will, see this blunt in my hand? I ain't lagging, I'm relagging and it's much deserved."

relagging by Kurt 8 KEINER January 12, 2009

friend reaping 

v.
the act of going through peoples list of friends on myspace and reaping all of their friends.

friend reap, friend reaped.

Person 1: Dude, that chick had like a billion friends, I totally friend reaped her.
Person 2: Awwww sick, dude. Friend reaping is the way to be!

friend reaping by goldfish & co February 20, 2007

Sleep Reaping 

Masturbating in your sleep.

Similar to Sleep Walking.

Explains the phenomena of morning wood and wet dreams.

I woke up and my girlfriend was sleeping on the couch, I must have been sleep reaping again last night...

Sleep Reaping by i_love_lamp April 22, 2010