When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.
MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?
ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.
N. The act of kneeling at a crowded cafeteria table and eating because of lack or space or chairs. Usually said person does not find this weird or unnatural in any way, and is doing it while others are as well.
K: Hey man what's up! Pull over a chair!
H: Fuck that, no time. I'll just pull a Reitano.