A large samoan man that practices the ancient art of sumo wrestling. Despite their tough exterior, reigans usually have a deep affection for shortbread cookies, crocheting fuzzy scarves, the scent of sensual amber, and listening to Greg Laswell music while eating sperm sandwiches. Thereigan can often be found meditating, repeating the mantra "big is beautiful and don't you forget it."
"What do you have for lunch today?"
"A sperm sandwich."
"Well, isn't that reigan of you."