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Rehnquist, William 

William Rehnquist, boss-judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist (Rehnquist, William), Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all blame.
Rehnquist, William by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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Rehnquist's Revenge

After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not have Article III standing. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you have Article LXIX (69) standing” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.
Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"
Rehnquist's Revenge by Tim Clayton December 16, 2008

Rehnquist's revenge

After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not meet the Article III standard. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you meet the Article LXIX (69) standard” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.
Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"
Rehnquist's revenge by Tim Clayton December 24, 2008

William Rehnquist

The sixteenth Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States.
William Rehnquist wrote the majority opinion in Rosker v. Goldberg, a concurrence in Bush v. Gore, and a dissent in Committe for Public Education and Religious Liberty v. Nyquist.

Reconquista

The long struggle (ending in 1492) during which Spanish Christians reconquered the Iberian peninsula from Muslim occupiers.
Columbus finally sold his plan to Isabel and Ferdinand, the monarchs of Castile and Aragon, who had married and united their kingdoms. In 1492, the couple had succeeded in conquering Grenada, the last Muslim-controlled province in Iberia, ending a centuries-long struggle known as the reconquista.
Reconquista by HistoryNerd94 January 2, 2012

Reconquista

1. The term for a war of "re" conquest of the United States, principally by chicanos and mestizos. It's a war fought by means of illegal immigration and resource depletion fueled by massive breeding of children in the target country, obligating local, state and federal social support systems to support the invading force.

2. A covert war fought by a nation of people too chickenshit to fight as open aggressors.
"Viva la Reconquista!" Miquel cried as he conceived his seventy-third anchor bastard.
Reconquista by Victor Meridian August 8, 2009

reconquista

(noun) Attempting to hook up with a girl again after a long period of time has passed
-You're coming back to Boston this week? That's awesome. You should call Cat.
-I had no business grilling her the first time, and I haven't spoken to her in two years.
-All the more reason to go for the reconquista, bro.
reconquista by Jazzerino March 22, 2011