Jonny: why am i alive?

Me: i don\\\'t know, but you should do the world a favor and murder yourself.

Jonny: i tried but i can\\\'t.

Me: wow your a reggotsy go upstairs and tie a noose ill be up in a second to help you murder yourself u moron

Jonny: (makes stupid moronic noises as he skips up the stairs like the faggot that he is)