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colopharyngeal reflux 

the reflux of colonic feces into the posterior oral cavity. it can be associated with shitzu - histologic changes of the pharyngeal mucosa suggestive of colon cancer. also known as shit in mouth disease.
I went to the doctor because my family was complaining of my bad breath. He diagnosed me with colopharyngeal reflux and prescribed breath fresheners to be used per rectum.
colopharyngeal reflux by ken69 February 4, 2009
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flaccid reflux 

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.
Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!
flaccid reflux by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

asshole reflux 

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank
I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.
asshole reflux by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

spousal reflux 

When other people's normal everyday activities do not irritate you unless the other person performing the action is your spouse. Symptoms often include a throwuppie taste in your throat when your mate performs a minor function around you like chewing or breathing. There is no cure for Spousal Reflux except for suffocation or decapitation and these are illegal. Sufferers often dull symptoms by drinking until they can’t hear or see.
Watching and listening to Lloyd eat a bowl of almonds last night gave my the worst Spousal Reflux, I can still hear him crunching.

summer reflux 

The condition of not caring, sleeping in, and having every day blend together during the summer. This condition has also been known to infect college freshman all year round.
MASON: Dude, I missed grad rehearsal again because I woke up at 1. What am I going to do?
BOBBIE: Grad practice is tomorrow, man. You've got serious summer reflux.

Acid reflux 

THE WORST FEELING EVER!!! YOU ARE ALWAYS NAUSEOUS AND YOU STOMACH HURTS ALL THE TIME! AND THE HEARTBURN SUCKS!!! THE DRY MOUTH SUCKS!
Person 1:“ my stomach hurts and I’m nauseous”
Person 2 : “ you might have acid reflux”
Person 1: “ Oh no!! I heard that shit last a long time, longer then people say it does!
Acid reflux by Acid reflux hater August 22, 2019

asshole reflux disease 

asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room
Marie gets a nasty taste of acid in her mouth from asshole reflux disease whenever Phylis walks in.