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Socialibly Relaxed 

An alternative to drunk, sloshed, plastered, etc. but avoiding the stigma surrounding alchohol abuse.
Saying to someone, "I'm not pissed, I'm socialibly relaxed".
Socialibly Relaxed by timred87 March 26, 2011

Un-relaxed Anus Syndrome 

Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.
sorry boss can't come into work today i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.

relaxed finger maneuver

the relaxed finger maneuver is when you gently move your finger a long a females body making her super horny
GUY: dude i did the relaxed finger maneuver to my girlfriend yesterday and totally got a handjob

GUY2: dude i told you i knew how to get chicks

GUY: then why dont you have a girlfriend

GUY2: lefty hasnt taught me that

relaxed brain 

Someone that speaks with an Italian american accent
relaxed brain by Trini A September 18, 2020

Nice and Relaxed 

A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.
Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"
Nice and Relaxed by NHG July 27, 2010

Really Relaxed 

A phrase used to justify the faux pas that is falling asleep during sex.

It bares no relation to the effort or technique displayed by the other party. The falling asleep is usually out of character and is the result of weeks of burning the candle at both ends.
Muscley Hetero: yeh baby, d'ya like that?

Ali: Zzzzzz

Muscley Hetero: baby? Oh.My.God.

Ali:*wakes up*

urgh, i wasn't sleeping, i was just really relaxed.
Really Relaxed by martini attack September 7, 2009