Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.
sorry boss can't come into worktoday i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.
A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.
Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"
A phrase used to justify the faux pas that is falling asleep during sex.
It bares no relation to the effort or technique displayed by the other party. The falling asleep is usually out of character and is the result of weeks of burning the candle at both ends.