A trending leisure activity known to be enjoyed by young adult males in parts of northern Europe. The game consists of heavily drinking while juggling a football with some mates, ideally in a spacious area with a moderate density of people and/or windows. At certain points a participant may compulsively strike the ball as hard as possible so as to kick it high into the sky. Points are awarded in proportion to the risk of damage without such damage occurring; a "narrow miss" is a desirable result because it shows that you are not a pussy but you are just lucky as shit. The game ends when substantial injury or damage occurs to persons or property on the ground.
"Fuck, those idiots playing reetsball just destroyed our entire picnic table"
by Handelspub4ever October 16, 2012