God's most glorious gift to mankind: green, weed, bud, dope, pot, herb, grass, the great smoke-shit. This wonderful plant, when rolled into a joint, blunt or packed into a bowl etc., is the single most effective way to relax and be at ease known to man. It can be smoked from joints, blunts, pipes, bongs, hookahs, one-hitters, bubblers and indeed just about anytihng.
Stoner 1: Holy crap, I just made a bong out of a watermelon.
Stoner 2: *stares blankly* Dude wtf? How is that gonna work?
Stoner 1: Only one way to find out. Now stop being a bitch and pass me the reefer.