A blind teacher, who dreams of molesting children.
OMG Redwine touched me!
A dangerous pillow-sniffer who enjoys sneaking into peoples houses at night. Mercilessly snatches their pillows as they sleep. Is known to randomly leave behind trails of dead bunnies.
Mommys use redwine to terrorize their kids into sleep at night. "Go to sleep now sweetie, I think I hear redwine on her way..."