even though the yankees have been 26-1 against the yankees in world seires wins in the past 86-ish years they don't realize it.
Person 2: Obviously! I was there!
Person 1: You ARE a true Red Sox Fan
2) Usually confused with moron.
3) Talks with annoying gay accent.
4) Jealous that the Yankees have 27 (count 'em) world series rings.
"Bawsten sawks cawk" or the more accepted, "kiss mah ahss"
synonyms with gay faggot sucks
Red Sox fans are people who believe that their inability to climax makes them great lovers as opposed to tedious ones.
"Way! And you know what? Afterwards he was convinced I had just witnessed the best sex on Earth!"
"What a loser!"