Titled due to his native 'Red' hair. Known for being unable to be reached by telephone, he must be texted due to his uncontrollable need to be at raves.
He does muay thai.
Person: Who is this?
Red: It's Me! RED!
Person: Yeah, I just needed to tell you -
Red: Text me - I'm at a rave!
Red: On the Tune!!!!
Fred: "Jesus Jon you have a raging boner"
Jon: "I have RED leave I can't help it!"
Thick as copy paper, and about as wide, reds are for the stoner who smokes such weak gear (likely soap bar hash) that paper fumes are an essential chemical component of the high.
Often used by novice, or unskilled smokers, as the size and weight of the paper make it easier for feeble hands.
Only acceptable as a last resort, when too blazed to roll properly, or if you're smoking brambles.
C: "I've only my trusty reds. Incidentally, Spa just shut."
B: "You really are a first-class cunt, Cuthbert"