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when somebody is standing next to a pole and you smack their head into it.
"that muh fuckah redneck-POLEslapped me!"

"am i gon hafta redneck-poleslap a bitch?"

"i had to serve Kasey Jo with a redneck-poleslap for gettin all up in mah byidness too arly in the mawnin. now her face all swole and look like a lobster holdin a Marlboro."
by sindaddy March 19, 2014