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Dale Earnhardt Jr. NASCAR driver/Southern U.S. spiritual figure
In talladegastan (also known as the southern holy land) there lies a redneck jesus. One who can make the masses consume their mass quantities of bud light and bask in his victory, and pledge their allegiance to him and the heavenly father Dale Earnhardt Sr. For it is told this is the true path to the land of Daytona, a heaven-like place with more left turns.
by 420blazeitfagit July 04, 2014
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