Guy 2: Yeah, I know... I saw him out working on his Charger after he got done hunting.
Guy 1: Yeah, I challenged him to do shots and he beat my ass...
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
Hobbies include shooting everything that moves, war, drinking large volumes of whiskey, incest, NASCAR, talking about those 'damn yankees', working on the farm with ma and pa, country music and voting republican.
They are deeply religious, generally following the cult of the flag, which researchers have discovered can make rednecks feel 323% more patriotic on sight.
The male of the species is clearly in charge, and discipline is carried out using fists, often after a session of tradtional drinking.
Woman are usaully religious, praising jesus regularly, and have only 2 jobs. Give the man a son and act as a long term punchbag.
Children are identified by the name 'junior' since in 1 family all males have the same name (presumably so its easy to remember).
You be staying away from my daughters now ya hear me!?!
person 2-That ain't Ma *sips beer*
person 3-Yeah it is, they just shaved off her mustache. *sips beer*)