If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is "bondo".
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You go to your family reunion to meet women.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is "bondo".
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You go to your family reunion to meet women.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
by sonnie_gabie February 27, 2011
Highly underestimited people. yes we may like NASCAR, hunting, and fishing and things of that sort, but we are also some of the most dependable people to count on in a tough place. Mainly because since we were raised in the South we have what you call "Southern Hospititaly" which means if someone needs help you help them as they would do the same for you if you needed it. Yes we may scrutinize against yankees and some African Americans because we don't see they're acting proper. The so-called "dumbass rednecks" most talk about are the poorly raised and uncivilized sorta that we care to catorgize as "Hillbillys". And just to let you know a redneck wrote this so this proves that sterotyping us as dumb adn unintelligent is unjust because I have just contridicted that.
by cowgirlup_2008 September 23, 2005
by I AM Canadian! December 2, 2004
1.You might be a redneck is you have to paint your house with a paintball gun-Sadie martin
2.Yo might be a redneck if all you caan think about is haveing sex with your...Sister- jeff Fox
2.Yo might be a redneck if all you caan think about is haveing sex with your...Sister- jeff Fox
by Sadie May 7, 2004
Rednecks are people who love the south and yea maby we do like NASCAR and hunting and fishing but that dose not make us bad people we dont all hate others for being black or something else and yeah most of us dont like yankees but thats it so ya know what think about it befor you put us down
by Proud Redneck February 22, 2007
Something done in a clearly unconventional way without the least bit of class or concern for ascetics. Generally a way of fixing something not how it is supposed to be, but still in a way that works, generally using a lot of duct tape, zip-ties, WD-40, and hose clamps. It is never done right but it always works to an extent. It can also be simply the way something was done like using a trampoline instead of a ladder or using a car radiator and some tin foil to cook some meat from a deer you just hit.
I broke the side mirror on my truck so I duct taped a travel mirror to where it broke off and sorta rednecked it together.
I didn't want to drill holes in my truck for a CBS antenna base so I just welded the base to a pair of vice grips and used them to hold it on. It looks pretty rednecked but it works good.
I didn't want to drill holes in my truck for a CBS antenna base so I just welded the base to a pair of vice grips and used them to hold it on. It looks pretty rednecked but it works good.
by worlds half-smarterist redneck January 10, 2014