a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.

You might be a redneck if:

1. your family tree doesn't fork
2. you go to a family reunion to meet "chicks"
3. you eat deer meat and other forms of roadkill
4. you carry a gun and drive around in a pickup truck
5. you either know what "mud bogging" is or engage in it.
6. you keep old furniture and car parts in your lawn.
7. you wear a silly hat that has "wings" and like to hunt and/or fish.
8. you frequently receive government aid in the form of a welfare or unemployment check.
9. your 2-month old infant has more teeth than you do.
10. you often wear overalls.

this is a common way to say white trash loser without spelling it out. really it just saves you time while talking about people like levi johnson, kevin federline, britney spears, joe dirte, members of the kkk, people who have confederate flags in their trucks or homes, and anyone who has furniture in their front yard or on their porch.

Common slang in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

a lower-class white person who has indoor furniture (typically a recliner) on their front porch that they commonly use for ~12 hours a day to oversee the neighborhood happenings. They are usually old, with poor hygiene, smoking cheap cigarettes, drinking cheap beer and/or bottom shelf liquor, and residing in Nanticoke.

Usually a group of hicks, red-necks, hillbilly's or hickabillys sitting on what used to be living room furniture, in there front lawn, porch etc., ferociously drinking booze in the blazing sun, sweating profusely as if said parties were in a sauna.