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43. Miss Thing
A sarcastic term for haughty, puffed-up women (especially women of color) who think that they are really something when, in fact, they are not.

Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers, of YouTube fame, is their 2008 national poster child.

Quintessential traits:

1. Regardless of economic status, Miss Thing possesses an obnoxious personality (she is loud and rude). PRIDE blinds her from seeing how repugnant she is to the rest of society.

2. She often experiences an inner conflict when complying with people in authority (especially men), or obeying laws that she considers "wrong." Complying with societal norms can also rub her the wrong way.

3. Miss Thing demands respect (while simultaneously treating people disrespectfully).

4. She lives life with a chip on her shoulder and, like radical Muslims, makes a freewill choice to be offended about practically everything. (If, however, she did her Miss Thing routine in the Magic Kingdom she would be made to wear a pup tent, and then given a Muslim haircut the following Friday).

5. Those who engage Miss Thing in discussions/debates quickly discover that she gives no deference to logic or the actual facts--she just wants to win. Rather than be pinned down with the truth (and concede a point), she constantly changes the subject, resorts to personal attacks, or proffers c...
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44. Rubber Brother
A black guy who never was really 'black' and can't identify with blacks because he grew up in a white enviroment; usually upper middle class-liberal. To make up for his loss of 'blackness' he seeks non-existent 'social injustices,' false racism claims, and becomes a 'wanna-be' activist.

Some choose to study 'African American' studies because they never really lived it and can't really relate to the black community. Most are black professors, politicians and activists who have attended prep schools and Ivy League Universities and believe in liberal policies that are actually destructive to the black community.

They like to use Dr Martin Luther King's name, yet work against everything MLK stood for. They side with Socialist-Marxist-Communist policies, the gay and transgendered lifestyles, wealth redistribution, hate crimes, affirmative action, aborting millions of black babies, government dependency, welfare, high taxes, big government and immoral irresponsible behavior being rewarded and placing blame on whites, usually using the weak excuse of 'oppression.'

They hate capitalism because they believe capitalism is dominated by the evil white man. They believe in everyone being dragged down instead of the individual working hard to raise themselves up to prosperity. They're are hypocrites, often making their own money off of capitalism, yet they demonize it.
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45. fry tax
a wealth redistribution that occurs when a friend with no money takes some of your fries after declining to purchase any food for himself.
I had to pay a fry tax to support my friend, who was too poor to buy any food.
46. global warming
1:A hypothesis that has become a part of a massive media hysteria, with many thinking (wrongly) it will mean the end of life on Earth, leading many to make hasty judgments which may look rather silly 20 years from now

2: A subsection of the Church of Environmentalism called "The Church of Anthropomorphic Climate Change". Like most religions, there's guilt (My car only gets 20 mpg!), sin (using gasoline), penance (being "carbon-neutral"- hell, you can even pay off your conscience in the form of "Carbon-credits" just like in the ol' Catholic Church days!), and even heretics (any and all dissenting scientists are crushed by the mighty PR boot- some even being compared to holocaust deniers simply because they disagree with the science!)

3: A hypothesis made by people who either are jealous of the developed world or feel guilty about living in it that makes an excuse to punish progress and capitalism; wealth redistribution under the guise of environmentalism
All this global warming hysteria is going to look mighty fucking stupid in the future
47. Do-Gooder
An earnest but often naïve person (typically educated and white) who wants reform through philanthropic or egalitarian means. e.g. wealth redistribution, social justice, welfare, third world immigration, adoption of "disadvantaged" children (usually non-white and from abroad), affirmative action and spending other peoples' money for good causes. See also white guilt. Do-gooders always mean well but may misinterpret opposing preferences to be racist, cold, intolerant or greedy. They genuinely want human development & positive environmental awareness, although the methods are a source of debate.

Do-Gooders can be either liberal/left or “social conservative” (as opposed to fiscal). For some, issues such as "ethnic diversity" & "multiculturalism" are a religious calling, but they generally don’t have the same burden for promoting it in countries apart from western ones - and don't feel that having a lack of ethnic diversity is a crime for any non-european countries (e.g. Japan). A few inherent contradictions may exist, such as the fact that literal "multiculturalism" would instead favor separation of ethnic or cultural groups to maintain “diversity”. Some subconsciously believe that decreasing the "european-descent" portion of the population pie is indicative of western progress.

Do-gooder methods do not always create the positive outcomes intende...
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48. Obamanism
An alternate universe, where failure is rewarded, and success requires an apology.
The United States of America has been hijacked against the will of the majority, from free market capitalism to the wealth redistribution system of Obamanism.
49. Hodwin's Law
A corollary to Godwin's Law, the rule that says an argument is forfeited if a participant compares his opponent to Hitler, Hodwin's Law states that when discussing progressive policies such as increasing the tax rate on the wealthy, the first person to cry 'Communist!" and/or 'Stalinist!' also loses.
'Well, all we need to do to rein in the deficit is raise the tax rate on the top 10% of wage earners.'

What? That's wealth redistribution! You Communist! You tool of Satan!

Ha! You just lost! You broke Hodwin's Law!
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