Redefining Douchebag: I think I'll post a definition of "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary.
Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?
Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...
A female "A Player," who is generally difficult to get a hold of or is always engaged in outlandish or extremely fun activities. This person would be very unlikely to respond to text messages or phone calls in a timely manner as she is most likely at EDC, hanging with Ludacris, or otherwise engaged in a pool party of some kind. Generally these females are extremely attractive and know it.
God this chick is such an Outlander (referring to a female). She texts me back 3 days later with a full response like its normal.
Working (Referring to the Queen of Kings) is in reference to the unique situation where a boss and two co-workers will not cooperate during a stage rehearsal. This trio would rather do a salute instead of getting back to blocking.
"You guys have no idea what Working (Referring to the Queen of Kings) means" she said as she collapsed in a puddle of tears.