redneck diamonds 

When the window in your truck gets broken and it shatters into 1000 pieces and looks like diamonds.

"Ol peg was givener through the bush in his old ferd and smashed the window Into a bunch of redneck diamonds on a fuckin tree!!"

redneck diamonds by Skeeterskeet May 2, 2018

Redneck duet 

Two nearby people farting simultaneously.

Three hours after we left the restaurant, Skyler and Brandon started a redneck duet. We had to leave them at Brandon's house, it stunk so bad.

Redneck duet by Fragholio May 2, 2014

redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.

Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!

redneck retreat by glamrocker October 11, 2013

premature redecoration 

Premature Redecoration: Putting up holiday decorations WAY too early.

The day after Halloween as she was taking down {holiday] decorations of ghosts and pumpkins, she put up her Christmas decorations. It's only November first and this is the worst case of premature redecoration I have seen- she skipped right over Thanksgiving!

premature redecoration by JaneGordon.com January 1, 2016

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Redneck Testicle Mudflap by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Redneck wishbone

When there are only two beers left in a four or six pack, two people will each grab onto one, and pull them from the plastic ring they're attached to. The one that still has the plastic ring attached to their beer is granted a wish.

"Damn Joe, we only have 2 natty light tall boys left, but on the plus side we get to redneck wishbone with them!

Redneck wishbone by Cnj86 April 3, 2010

the Redneck Grandpa 

The Redneck Grandpa is a character on YouTube. He is a Redneck Grandpa who hates Women Drivers, Traffic Lights, and being filmed.

Person 1: "Did you see that video of The Redneck Grandpa today?"

Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"

the Redneck Grandpa by LittlebitLoverYT January 3, 2021