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a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off dude i just gave myself a red neck waxing and it hurt so bad
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| 23. | unodir | ||
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Unless Otherwise Directed. UNODIR, or "UNless Otherwise DIRected" is a military acronym used to describe the practice of not checking with the officers in command whether it is acceptable to do what you want to do. Instead, you simply file a report outlining what you'll do and drop it into the bureaucratic apparatus, stamped UNODIR. The nature of red tape is such that there is almost no chance of anyone seeing your report until it is way too late.
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| 24. | duct tape | ||
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A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability. Common uses include: -Taping people's mouths shut. -Binding people's hands and feet together. -Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duct tape. -Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure). -An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal. -Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green). -Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it. -Instant Wart/Pimple removal. -Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea. -Seat-belts for those fidgety children. -Temporary car windows. -A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car. -Non-stick toilet seat cover. -Hair extensions. Duct tape is also known as: hurricane tape, gun tape, gaffer/gaffa tape, speed tape, rigger's tape and power tape.
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| 25. | duck tape | ||
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A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability. Common uses include: -Taping people's mouths shut. -Binding people's hands and feet together. -Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duck tape. -Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure). -An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal. -Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green). -Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it. -Instant Wart/Pimple removal. -Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea. -Seat-belts for those fidgety children. -Temporary car windows. -A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car. -Non-stick toilet seat cover. -Hair extensions. Duck Tape holds the universe together.
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| 26. | TMRA | ||
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too much running around: also known as "red tape" in the commercial/economic sector, this refers to the nuisance and waste of time which one encounters while pursuing certain interests (objects and/or persons). While it can be a fun "cat and dog" chase, it can really get to most people, especially those who want things ASAP. It's either their way or no way at all. 1)
Adam: I met up with this chic yesterday... we seemed to hit it off and all but when I tried calling to catch up later, it was TMRA... so eventually I got fed up. Steve: She's def the TMRA type... sure no-go! Adam: She called me a while ago but I missed it... and when tried calling her back, I got the same thing. Should I at least text back or...? Steve: Don't even bother, dude! 2) These over-the-top transactions are just so unnecessary! Really TMRA for me! |
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| 27. | Red-Lighting | ||
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The act of hallucinating without the use of psychoactive drugs, such as LSD or acid. This requires one ping pong ball, a radio with headphone jack, and a red lightbulb. To hallucinate, cut the ping pong ball in half and tape halves over eyes. Then turn the radio to a white noise (static) station and put on headphones. Finally, stare into red lightbulb and wait for about half an hour. Soon, you will start to hallucinate. Greg: Where were you man? We we're gonna watch the game!
Ben: I was at home, red-lighting. I rode a unicorn underwater. Greg: That explains why you didn't text back. |
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| 28. | Paperweighting | ||
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When a bureaucracy reaches a level of red tape such that it runs in a full circle. Usually involving a lot of "not my department" and ending, after much effort, back where one began in the process. This occurs at such a level that not only does it benefit no-one, but it actually costs everyone in the chain. The term derives from the subjective feeling of unnecessary, nonsensical paperwork actually crushing your chest like a weight, effecting breathing. 1. "Government made emergency funds available for a crisis,
but the b*tches are still paperweighting me; Ima bout t kills a b*atch" 2. Phone call-Line-form-line-phone call-"Charlene"-office in person-line-processing-ID required-lost-relodge-office-line-phone-form-online form-deletion for reapply form-months delay-enquiry form-phone-"Charlene-form..." |
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