| 78. | Replycling | ||
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Vicious cycle of never-ending email replies between two or more parties in a failed effort to delegate responsibilities, assign blame, or come to a consensus. "Gena spent the entire morning replycling with the Pittsburg office."
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| 79. | Washington DC | ||
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Part of the District of Columbia. The most lawyers of any city in the world resulting in nonstop Red Tape, pork and corruption. The political capital of the U.S. and also the free world situated on the Potomac River between Virginia and Maryland. Named after George Washington, it was founded in 1800 by Pierre L'Enfante. Washington, DC has probably more elitists, coporate fatcats, lobbyists, buerocrats and lawyers than any city in the world. The city and its afairs, including its Mayor is controlled by the U.S. Congress. The Washington Metro Area is among the most expensive places to live in the country. A mere 1,100 square-foot shack will set you back some $500,000 and rental rates are also ridiculous. It isn't muich better in the burbs of Northern Virginia and Maryland. Despite the outragious cost of living, the Washington Metro area has a huge and diverse economy, making it nearly recession proof. Besides Government there are also numerous jobs in healthcare, communications, education, manufacturing, finance, marketing trade and transportation.
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Despite its robust economy, Washington DC almost leads the nation in violent crime and poverty, and much of the District itself and some of Price Georges County, Maryland is a war zone. It has a huge black population that generally lives in slums and below the poverty line. 80% of the District's blacks live below the poverty line. Just about the only area of the District that is a good place to live is the Goergetown area of N... |
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| 80. | Flype | ||
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Flype is a combination of the words fight & type. The origins of how the L got into the word are unknown. Unconfirmed sources say it comes from the word flight.
The word originated from the famous Flype Club that have a presence on both Twitter & Tumblr. Their offbeat is not unsimilar to that of early Monty Python even though they swear that they are serious. Their moto is "There's only one rule, we don't talk about the Flype Club". They also are the inventors of Brutal Honesty TM I've had up to hear with the red tape i'm going to Flype back.
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| 81. | Flypo | ||
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When flyping in anger or under duress, the number of typos tends to increase. The Flype Club definition of this, is a Flypo. From the definition of Flype on the Urban Dictionary. "I've had up to hear with the red tape i'm going to Flype back"
Hear instead of here is a typical Flypo. |
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| 82. | dorkumentation | ||
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Technical documentation written specifically for a target audience of dorks, nerds, or geeks. Examples of dorkumentation:
- Software design specs - Engineering diagrams - Any document that describes any technical proceedure. - The king of all dorkumentation: dorkuments that the red tape monsters require you to write, but nobody is *ever* going to read them. |
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| 83. | Raging Dragon | ||
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The last in the negative spiral succession of the dragon series. First in the series comes the White Dragon. Next is the Red Dragon. Last, but not least, is the Raging Dragon. This is a bit more involved but well worth the reaction that will surely follow. After ejaculating into a girls mouth after oral, quickly take the biggest, steamest shit into her mouth. Before she has time to react, duct tape her mouth shut. Pin her arms down or tie her up before hand. As she begins to freakout and gag, she immediately explode all the contents of her mouth out through her nose. Hence, the Raging Dragon. Watch what you say or I'll Raging Dragon your mother into next week.
What's up with your mom? She looks like she got Raging Dragoned like a thousand times last night. |
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| 84. | you can't fight city hall | ||
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it is useless to clash with a politician or establishment, it is foolish to fight a battle that you can't win After getting no support for the destitute for 10 years, I have learned you can't fight city hall.
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