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57.
The Boston Red Sox is a Major League Baseball team from Boston (obviously) Massachusetts. They are one of the most dirty, underhanded, sore-losing teams in all the world. Time and time again, they lose to the superior team known as the New York Yankees, (aka Bronx Bombers, boys in Pinstripes,) which also happens to be the most storied and successful team in the world. The Red Sox constantly complain that the Yanks have a high salary, yet i see it written nowhere that the Yankees are forbidden from using money. We're rich, you're not, so what? SUCKS FOR YOU, THATS WHAT. BOSTON SUCKS, LETS GO YANKEES, winning the AL East Division 10 years in a row and counting!!
David Ortiz and Boston: hey, even though i dont field, cant win a gold glove, cant win the silver slugger, and hit less home runs than Alex Rodriguez doesnt mean i shouldnt have been the AL MVP.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: but ortiz, i batted .318, hit 45 home runs, won the home run title, won the silver slugger, AND won a gold glove in 2005. You didnt do any of those things for your ball club, so i won the AL MVP fair and square.

David Ortiz and Boston: ur right A-Rod, the red sox are gay as hell. may i please suck your cock and swallow your cum so that i can get some of your talent? u can fuck me afterwards if u want to.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: hell no, ur a red sox, and u have aids and crabs and herpes, get the fuk away from me
by Yankees Rule December 30, 2006
 
58.
A baseball team who have finally been able to win a world series in the time the yankees were able to win 26. And a team who have also blamed the fact that they suck on a "curse".
Sox fan: RED SOX WIN! YAY WE ARE SO GOOD!!!THE CURSE IS OVER!!!
(86 years later)
Sox fan: YAY WE WIN!!! THE CURSE OF THE GIANT SLOTH EATING BUTTERFLY MAN IS OVER!!!
by asdf2222 August 18, 2005
 
59.
A disappointing and inferior baseball team from Boston that is supported by mostly low class but persistent Irish fans extremely bitter from generations of losing to New York.
Come on Sox fans. You know it's true...
by George Steinbrenner July 18, 2005
 
60.
Currently AHEAD of the new york phlunkies HAhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
2 games ahead, so waht now? Please don't cry, you can give sheffield a hug...
by Dan Charron April 17, 2005
 
61.
The team around which www.talksox.com revolves.

It also happens to be the most storied franchise in sports history.
We talk about the Red Sox online.
by Johnathan June 13, 2004
 
62.
A baseball team based in Boston, Mass., the majority of whom's fanbase spend most of their adult lives creating petty media in the forms of websites, blogs, signs and chants to mock fans and players of the New York Yankees, the statisticly superior organization. The archtypical "annoying little brother" of major league baseball, the team and it's fanbase carry a sense of extreme unsubstanciated egoism, similiar but converse to that of Yankee fans.
If the YANKEES, WHITE SOX, and PADRES were sitting in a bar, just chillin' having a drink.
WHITE SOX: Oh shit, is that RED SOX coming through the door?
YANKEES: Fuck! :: hides face in hands:: Don't look at him and he'll probably leave us alone.
WHITE SOX: What? I think RED SOX is cool, c'mon look at him with his long hair and shabby sense of charisma. I mean you'd never realize that they are just as rigid and bureaucratic a person as you YANKEE.
PADRES: Dude, you clearly don't know him very well, that guy is such an asshole. Oh shit! He spotted us, here he comes.
REDSOX: Hey Dingleberries...hahaha. What are you losers doing here, fag convention? HAHA Im so funny and smart.
YANKEES: Yes you certinly are, RED, well, we were just sitting here trying to catch up over a few drinks and then I'm supposed meet up with the women's U.S. soccer team and go see some jazz.
REDSOX: Yeaaaa sounds fun...NOT!! hahaha Well I'm heading over to that frat party at UCLA's, were gonna get a keg and get fuckedd upp!! WOOO!!!
PADRES: Hanging out with college teams tonite?
REDSOX: Yea man its gonna be a great fucking time!!! Well I'm gonna run, all that Keystone Light aint gonna drink itself! Smell ya later LOSERSSS!! hahaha
WHITESOX: Oh man, I never realized what a stupid asshole he is.
PADRES: Yea well now you know.
YANKEES: Yea man, It's times like this that I really regret staying out and doing coke all night with those teams from the Lingerie Bowl during the 2004 ALCS.
by R.F.G. November 11, 2007
 
63.
baseball team based in boston ,best team in america. another ring for boston baby 2007 champs. how bout them apples yankees, where's ur coach at now n a-rod is leaving fuck you. who' ur papi
red sox are down 3-0 in '04 alcs to the yankees
come back n win 4 straight games against the yankees
then win world series in '04
then in '07 sweep angels in alds(3-0) then come back n beat indians in alcs(4-3) then sweep the rockies in w.s.(4-0)
by fred flinttstone October 29, 2007