The biggest piece of shit team ever. The one team who actually thinks winning 2 world series and coming back from 0-3 makes them good all of a sudden. A team who were a bunch of faggots for 86 years and they finally win something, while the Yankees were kicking ass for 100 years. A team with the dumbest, most idiotic and immature fans that were ever born. A team that gets owned by the yankees year in and year out and lost 5 straight games to New York.
Mike: So, You going to Boston tomorrow for the Yankees-Red Sox game?

Joe: Fuck no! Why the hell would I step foot in a shithole beatdown fuckin town like that and an old, dead monstrosity called a ballpark with a big fuckin green wall. Not to mention the asshole boston fans, I'll pass until they come to New York.
by MepwnsBostonbitches November 09, 2007
One of the worst baseball teams in MLB history. Other than the cubsthe red sox are probably on of the worst teams EVER. In 2004 they made a historic comeback in the ALCS versus the yankees. But other than that the red sox have been very unsuccessful. They have the biggest cry baby fans in the world. Most red socks fans pronounce words really stupid. For example: "The Red Sawks" and "Paaak the caa in the garaage" (Park the car in the garage). People espically from NYC laugh upon them. People from the New England area dont like people from Boston. The Red Sox are garbage. So are the people of Boston and their whiney fans. Failure describes the RED SAWKS!
The Red Sox lost again. Boy we suck.
OMFG WE WON 1 WORLDS SERIES in 86 YEARS! WE STILL ARE SUCKY RED SOX LOSERS!
by BrooklynMan September 26, 2007
The worst franchise in the history of sports. The REAL evil empire. A team that tries their hardest to be what they hate. A team whose fans who are the worst human beings on the planet. If I didn't know any better, Fenway Park is like Niagara falls because it can't possibly be big enough to hold the tears of these whiners, and the constant diaper changing that takes place here. Fuck you assholes AND the horse you rode in on!!!!
The last time I checked, the devil is RED, not navy blue. Check your facts you shitface dickless piece of shit red sox fans
by MTS July 16, 2006
aka The Shlocks or the Red Shlocks; a shlocky team supported by drunken, masochistic buffoons. Not to be confused with those other drunken, masochistic buffoons in Chicago - the Black, er, White Sox.
I think I'll have an Irish seven-course dinner and then try to sneak into the red sox game over at Fagway Park, er, I mean Fenway Puke. BTW, that is a little joke of a stadium - that whole green monster idiocy - no other team tries to pass off a half-built stadium in the major leagues. Add in the restricted view seats and the loud, obnoxious drunken louts and you have the makings of a waste of time and money.
by AdamanEve October 10, 2005
The team that thinks that their so good for winning 1 world series. In 86 years the Yankees, the best team ever won 26, as boston has 1. You still suck.

GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RED SOX SUCK!!!!!!!!

FUCK THE RED SOX!!!!!!!!!

GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
World Championships in the last 86 Years:

Red Sox: 1

Yankees: 26
by #1 Yankees fan May 19, 2005
the exact definition of luck and unskilled bastards who cant play baseball to save their lives, and couldnt even win a baseball game even if their opponents forefitted the game. and even though they beat the yankees that doesnt mean a thing because the red sox have lost to the yankees sooooo many times before. so to sum it up, THE RED SOX FUCKING SUCK!!!
the red sox got fucking lucky, and they still suck at baseball
by pimp daddy dollars January 17, 2005
The chronic disappointment in baseball.
BOSTON STILL SUCKS! 1 series victory doesn't make up for 86 years of OWNAGE.
by Ashley December 17, 2004

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