the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhhhhhh YANKEES SUCK!
by red sox suck balls July 26, 2007
The worst major league baseball team to ever play the game, if you look in their dugout after dark every other player kneeling, they are the reason people say don't drop the soap. Wow everyone was so excited about them winning the 2004 world series why? Because everyone gets excited about such rare events, come on once every 80 almost 90 years?? Fuck the red sox saddam hussein roots for your team :D
the red sox are gay :D
by Yankees Fan September 26, 2007
The biggest piece of shit team ever. The one team who actually thinks winning 2 world series and coming back from 0-3 makes them good all of a sudden. A team who were a bunch of faggots for 86 years and they finally win something, while the Yankees were kicking ass for 100 years. A team with the dumbest, most idiotic and immature fans that were ever born. A team that gets owned by the yankees year in and year out and lost 5 straight games to New York.
Mike: So, You going to Boston tomorrow for the Yankees-Red Sox game?

Joe: Fuck no! Why the hell would I step foot in a shithole beatdown fuckin town like that and an old, dead monstrosity called a ballpark with a big fuckin green wall. Not to mention the asshole boston fans, I'll pass until they come to New York.
by MepwnsBostonbitches November 09, 2007
The worst franchise in the history of sports. The REAL evil empire. A team that tries their hardest to be what they hate. A team whose fans who are the worst human beings on the planet. If I didn't know any better, Fenway Park is like Niagara falls because it can't possibly be big enough to hold the tears of these whiners, and the constant diaper changing that takes place here. Fuck you assholes AND the horse you rode in on!!!!
The last time I checked, the devil is RED, not navy blue. Check your facts you shitface dickless piece of shit red sox fans
by MTS July 16, 2006
The chronic disappointment in baseball.
BOSTON STILL SUCKS! 1 series victory doesn't make up for 86 years of OWNAGE.
by Ashley December 17, 2004
the most idiotic loudmouthed a-holes to ever walk the earth
RED SOX SUCK
by YANKEE LOVER 331 September 04, 2010
aka The Shlocks or the Red Shlocks; a shlocky team supported by drunken, masochistic buffoons. Not to be confused with those other drunken, masochistic buffoons in Chicago - the Black, er, White Sox.
I think I'll have an Irish seven-course dinner and then try to sneak into the red sox game over at Fagway Park, er, I mean Fenway Puke. BTW, that is a little joke of a stadium - that whole green monster idiocy - no other team tries to pass off a half-built stadium in the major leagues. Add in the restricted view seats and the loud, obnoxious drunken louts and you have the makings of a waste of time and money.
by AdamanEve October 10, 2005
The team that thinks that their so good for winning 1 world series. In 86 years the Yankees, the best team ever won 26, as boston has 1. You still suck.

GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RED SOX SUCK!!!!!!!!

FUCK THE RED SOX!!!!!!!!!

GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
World Championships in the last 86 Years:

Red Sox: 1

Yankees: 26
by #1 Yankees fan May 19, 2005

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