One of the oldest and easily one of the most storied teams in baseball history. Their 2004 WS victory not-withstanding, the Red Sox ultimately indelibly endear themselves in every New Englander’s heart by breaking it year after year.

Red Sox: the only team in baseball capable of simultaneously being in first place and mathematically eliminated from the pennant.
The Red Sox 2004 championship, while a thrill among thrills, will soon be forgotten, but no one will ever forget the heart-ache of the 1978 playoff game, or the agony of the ’86 Buckner fiasco, or the one night of timeless glory as Pudge Fisk launched a ball into the foul pole and straight through to eternity, winning game Six of the 1975 WS. The greatest single game of the greatest single World Series.
Ever.
Which they, of course, lost in game seven.
Let the Yankees have their trophies. The Red Sox achieve immortality in loss.
by crooner January 31, 2007

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A baseball team thats for real. They dont take steroids and have better looking players than they gay ass yankees. Johnny Damon, Kevin Millar, Manny, Tim Wakefield...there all sexy. There is absolutly no one on the Yankees who is sexy. there all ugly suns of bitches. Boston is better than New York anyways, New York has wanna be gangsters and people who walk around saying, "I kill you motha fucka" where as in Boston people are actually smart and know who to play sports and win games without taking steroids and even though we just won a world series in the last 86 years, it doesnt matter that we won in 1918 because we have won the most recently.
The yankees are fake pieces of shit
by Red Sox Fan June 18, 2005

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Baseball's most badass team whose heated rivalry against the Yankees should be a lot friendlier. Don't take that shit off the field. The Yankees are a good team too. We just love watching them lose.
Hopefully the Red Sox will pull a repeat!
by SoxNinja April 04, 2005

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The Red Sox are a group of fun-loving, honest, awesome idiots who want to have fun and have incredibly devoted fans.
But they only won 6 little pieces of ring-shaped material!
Maybe they should take after NYC and use steroids, or something.
Redsox=6 :)
Yankee=26 :(
by weregopher February 26, 2005

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Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.
"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."
by Jake February 08, 2005

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A team that sucks dick and has 99 o/o bitchy fans. All gay, haters.
Redsox fucking blow

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The Boston Red Sox is a Major League Baseball team from Boston (obviously) Massachusetts. They are one of the most dirty, underhanded, sore-losing teams in all the world. Time and time again, they lose to the superior team known as the New York Yankees, (aka Bronx Bombers, boys in Pinstripes,) which also happens to be the most storied and successful team in the world. The Red Sox constantly complain that the Yanks have a high salary, yet i see it written nowhere that the Yankees are forbidden from using money. We're rich, you're not, so what? SUCKS FOR YOU, THATS WHAT. BOSTON SUCKS, LETS GO YANKEES, winning the AL East Division 10 years in a row and counting!!
David Ortiz and Boston: hey, even though i dont field, cant win a gold glove, cant win the silver slugger, and hit less home runs than Alex Rodriguez doesnt mean i shouldnt have been the AL MVP.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: but ortiz, i batted .318, hit 45 home runs, won the home run title, won the silver slugger, AND won a gold glove in 2005. You didnt do any of those things for your ball club, so i won the AL MVP fair and square.

David Ortiz and Boston: ur right A-Rod, the red sox are gay as hell. may i please suck your cock and swallow your cum so that i can get some of your talent? u can fuck me afterwards if u want to.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: hell no, ur a red sox, and u have aids and crabs and herpes, get the fuk away from me
by Yankees Rule December 30, 2006

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the worst team in baseball. so bad they have been around since the 1890's and still only have 7 world series rings. just got swept by the yankees and are now going to miss the playoffs. their fans are the most envious in the world. jealous of the yankees and always bitching about their payroll when the red sox have the 3rd largest in mlb. one of their players got 41 lobsters from Maine but he doesnt even know where Maine is. this team blows so much and wont win another world series for another 86 years while the yankees will win 30 more during that time. only have 2 players that would start for the yankees. David Ortiz takes steroids and wouldnt be shit if he was still with the twins.
Kid: hey im a red sox fan
Me: sorry

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