One of the oldest and easily one of the most storied teams in baseball history. Their 2004 WS victory not-withstanding, the Red Sox ultimately indelibly endear themselves in every New Englander’s heart by breaking it year after year.

Red Sox: the only team in baseball capable of simultaneously being in first place and mathematically eliminated from the pennant.
The Red Sox 2004 championship, while a thrill among thrills, will soon be forgotten, but no one will ever forget the heart-ache of the 1978 playoff game, or the agony of the ’86 Buckner fiasco, or the one night of timeless glory as Pudge Fisk launched a ball into the foul pole and straight through to eternity, winning game Six of the 1975 WS. The greatest single game of the greatest single World Series.
Which they, of course, lost in game seven.
Let the Yankees have their trophies. The Red Sox achieve immortality in loss.
by crooner January 31, 2007
a pissass excuse for a baseball team. It took them 86 years to win another World Series. Often refered to as the idiots and the stupid ass phrase "cowboy up".
How can all those Sox fans be so happy?
by hex October 30, 2004
Winners of the 2004 world series, and because of that yankees fan bitch like the babies they are saying the suck but hey, who won the world series?
Sorry Yankees this aint a race heres your guift for second place, ~hands tombstone~
by Yankee Lover October 29, 2004
a has-been baseball team rumored to be cursed by Babe Ruth since the team back in 1918 sent him to the New York Yankees.
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
The only good team in the AL East, and the only team, with a smaller salary cap than the Yankees, who beat the shit out of them every year.
Red Sox kicked the yankees ass...again
by Sox fan for life April 26, 2007
2007 world series champions. The yankees fans have nothing to say because they havent won in like ten years. Is it year 2090 already?
who won the 2007 world series? The yankees? Nah, the red sox!
by Sheda November 02, 2007
One of the most famous baseball teams in the world!!!!
Yeah.. They havent won in 86 years but they did it in 2004! i dont care if some New yorkers consider it a fluke.... it will happen again. Dont get me wrong, Yankees are a good team with loyal fans(how could you not be when you win all the time with players you buy) but look at how loyal Red sox fans are, 86 YEARS since a victory and there still thousands of fans, that takes DEDICATION.
by Anonamous April 25, 2005
A baseball team thats for real. They dont take steroids and have better looking players than they gay ass yankees. Johnny Damon, Kevin Millar, Manny, Tim Wakefield...there all sexy. There is absolutly no one on the Yankees who is sexy. there all ugly suns of bitches. Boston is better than New York anyways, New York has wanna be gangsters and people who walk around saying, "I kill you motha fucka" where as in Boston people are actually smart and know who to play sports and win games without taking steroids and even though we just won a world series in the last 86 years, it doesnt matter that we won in 1918 because we have won the most recently.
The yankees are fake pieces of shit
by Red Sox Fan June 18, 2005

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.