One of the oldest and easily one of the most storied teams in baseball history. Their 2004 WS victory not-withstanding, the Red Sox ultimately indelibly endear themselves in every New Englander’s heart by breaking it year after year.

Red Sox: the only team in baseball capable of simultaneously being in first place and mathematically eliminated from the pennant.
The Red Sox 2004 championship, while a thrill among thrills, will soon be forgotten, but no one will ever forget the heart-ache of the 1978 playoff game, or the agony of the ’86 Buckner fiasco, or the one night of timeless glory as Pudge Fisk launched a ball into the foul pole and straight through to eternity, winning game Six of the 1975 WS. The greatest single game of the greatest single World Series.
Ever.
Which they, of course, lost in game seven.
Let the Yankees have their trophies. The Red Sox achieve immortality in loss.
by crooner January 31, 2007
A baseball team that earns nothing in the 84 years it takes them to win a world series, as well as being a load of overpaid lucky players, who then accuse a rival of being overpaid themselves, thus contradicting themselves. They have not really earned any of the titles they have earned and are merely a product of a bored media that needed a way to create buzz between the winningest team in sports and a seeming "rival", though statistically it is clear that there is none. Their fans are a large bandwagoning group of chowder consuming baby rapists who desire nothing more than to eat their own young after raping them and will mary no one unless at least their cousin but preferably their siblings or parents. They prefer the logo of a pair of filthy sox over the first letter of the city they represent. They are more commonly known as the Red Sux and "The Nation" ignoring the fact that an empire is larger than a nation, proving even further that not only is Boston less educated but also willing to concede the fact that they are nothing compared to New York and the Yankees.
"Man did you see the Red Sox loss last night."

"Yeah I didnt think anyone could hype up an 11-1 loss like that but those espn announcers sure did."
by Bangerlivas April 30, 2009
The biggest piece of shit team ever. The one team who actually thinks winning 2 world series and coming back from 0-3 makes them good all of a sudden. A team who were a bunch of faggots for 86 years and they finally win something, while the Yankees were kicking ass for 100 years. A team with the dumbest, most idiotic and immature fans that were ever born. A team that gets owned by the yankees year in and year out and lost 5 straight games to New York.
Mike: So, You going to Boston tomorrow for the Yankees-Red Sox game?

Joe: Fuck no! Why the hell would I step foot in a shithole beatdown fuckin town like that and an old, dead monstrosity called a ballpark with a big fuckin green wall. Not to mention the asshole boston fans, I'll pass until they come to New York.
by MepwnsBostonbitches November 09, 2007
The worst franchise in the history of sports. The REAL evil empire. A team that tries their hardest to be what they hate. A team whose fans who are the worst human beings on the planet. If I didn't know any better, Fenway Park is like Niagara falls because it can't possibly be big enough to hold the tears of these whiners, and the constant diaper changing that takes place here. Fuck you assholes AND the horse you rode in on!!!!
The last time I checked, the devil is RED, not navy blue. Check your facts you shitface dickless piece of shit red sox fans
by MTS July 16, 2006
The chronic disappointment in baseball.
BOSTON STILL SUCKS! 1 series victory doesn't make up for 86 years of OWNAGE.
by Ashley December 17, 2004
the most idiotic loudmouthed a-holes to ever walk the earth
RED SOX SUCK
by YANKEE LOVER 331 September 04, 2010
aka The Shlocks or the Red Shlocks; a shlocky team supported by drunken, masochistic buffoons. Not to be confused with those other drunken, masochistic buffoons in Chicago - the Black, er, White Sox.
I think I'll have an Irish seven-course dinner and then try to sneak into the red sox game over at Fagway Park, er, I mean Fenway Puke. BTW, that is a little joke of a stadium - that whole green monster idiocy - no other team tries to pass off a half-built stadium in the major leagues. Add in the restricted view seats and the loud, obnoxious drunken louts and you have the makings of a waste of time and money.
by AdamanEve October 10, 2005
The team that thinks that their so good for winning 1 world series. In 86 years the Yankees, the best team ever won 26, as boston has 1. You still suck.

GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RED SOX SUCK!!!!!!!!

FUCK THE RED SOX!!!!!!!!!

GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
World Championships in the last 86 Years:

Red Sox: 1

Yankees: 26
by #1 Yankees fan May 19, 2005

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