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The most popular GameFAQs board user. Ask for him on RI!
Wow, Red Alert is cool.
by Red Alert January 04, 2004
 
1.
A Command and Conquer series game made by Westwood Studios.

The plot: Albert Einstein tries to stop by WWII by going back in time and killing Hitler. He accomplishes his mission, but little does he know that Josef Stalin decides to build a massive army and proceeds to take over Europe. Thus, The Great World War Two starts.

Considered one of the greatest RTS (real time strategy) games.
n00b: d00d i wuz playen red alert adn i totly pwned hiz bais wit a lazer d00d rush!!11111oneone

Red Alert player: Do you even know what Red Alert is?
by skater910 August 22, 2004
 
2.
When you see a ginger walk in the room.
"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."
by TYHD February 09, 2009
 
3.
When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.

The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.

The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!

Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010
 
4.
When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.
"We're out of the Kools, lets smoke a Red."
"Woah dude...Red Alert!"
by Hawihonne December 03, 2009
 
5.
having to fart while at a bar.
yell red alert, your crew moves before it smells....
by brandi-charity July 10, 2008
 
6.
Old school DJ
Red Alert is one of the dope old school cats
by AC January 31, 2004
 
7.
When out at a club or party, it is the time you and your buddies designate to stop being picky and settle on anyone that will hook up with you. Red Alert usually goes into effect about an hour before closing. The results of Red Alert mode have left many with someone who is coyote ugly.
"Hey, dawg, I ain't had no pussy in awhile. It's past 1am; I'm goin' into Red Alert right now!"
by bohits February 02, 2004