red
This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."

"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."
by The Ripper December 12, 2004

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Red
Short for redbone, or a light skin black girl.
*Random red girl walking down the street
*Random nigga in the steert "Aye red lemme holla at chu"
*Red girl "Hell naw nigga I'm gay"
by Javi3r24 December 22, 2011

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Red
A great rock band with great lyrics and great music.
I would love to see Red live.
by bbtdgfan123 November 29, 2010

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Red
a Blood Color
wears my red bandana
by malice mam July 30, 2003

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Red
Another term for an Apple.
Comes from the logic that say's that if Oranges are orange then we should call Apples reds.
I ate one red.
by judge dredd7 November 11, 2012

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Stinking, awful, Red Rizlas.

Thick as copy paper, and about as wide, reds are for the stoner who smokes such weak gear (likely soap bar hash) that paper fumes are an essential chemical component of the high.

Often used by novice, or unskilled smokers, as the size and weight of the paper make it easier for feeble hands.

Only acceptable as a last resort, when too blazed to roll properly, or if you're smoking brambles.
B: "Right then, chuck us some skins, actuate the phonograph, and stick the kettle on Cuthbert"

C: "I've only my trusty reds. Incidentally, Spa just shut."

B: "You really are a first-class cunt, Cuthbert"
by bmr May 12, 2004

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1) RETIRED. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

The Acronym R.E.D. Is Used To Notify Certain People Of Dangerous Retirees, Who Used To Be Employed In Mainly Government Agencies. Such As The CIA, FBI, NSA, Etc.

2) Acronym Also Used In The Popular Motion Picture, "RED"
1)

Manager- This Is The File Of The R.E.D. Employee Who Used To Work Here Several Years Ago.

Worker- R.E.D. ?

Manager- Retired. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Don't Want Them Screwing Around Here...

2)

Guy- Dude, Did You See That New Movie, "RED"?

Guy 2- Not Yet, But I Heard It Was AWESOME.
by JPIsacock March 26, 2011

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Red
A bad ass chick who is sexy and is a hustler she makes money 24/7 she is a real hard bitch and can throw some hands
"Have you seen red I did sum to smoke"
Other person"nah red been busy"
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