An empowering term for the "little people" (i.e. midgets) of this world. Started in Portland, Oregon, but was soon sweeping the nation. Redwoods everywhere are rejoicing about this new term.
Anna: Look at that midget *laughs wildly*
Christina: You bag of ass that's really rude. We all know the correct term is Redwood.
Anna: You're right.. what was I thinking?! Look at that redwood!
*both laugh wildly*
Taylor: Thanks for using correct terminology to describe my small stature.
When Someones dong is red like the devils dic*
The Reason why that girl doesn't like him is because she saw his "red wood."
Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree. The opposite of balsa
Boy A: "Hey redwood"
Boy B: "What's up balsa"
A tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling vagina. (This definition is derived from characteristics of actual Redwood trees--they collect rainwater and are essentially foul and rotten on the inside)
Q: "Did you take home that tall
, smoking hot
model last night?" A: "Yes, I did but she was a Redwood
....her pussy was very stinky
... smelled like hot garbage
When a red headed ginger walks around with a tent pitched in his pants 24/7
check out that redwood
Having a penis that is stastically bigger than 99.3% of all men.
Man that redwood is gigantic.