Bidets help with that.
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.