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A total disaster; a sudden event resulting in a complete change of fortunate among rivals, involving immense loss on one side and the total triumph of the other, often involving a carefully planned betrayal and brutal bloodletting. Based upon the "Red Wedding" event in "Game of Thrones".
Microsoft's 2013 reorganization was a complete red wedding, with engineers playing the Lannisters triumphant over their organizational rivals.
by rewinn July 12, 2013
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the act of getting stabbed in the stomach repeatedly and then getting the your throat cut.
Dont go against the Lannisters or they will give you a red wedding
by El Chalupacabre June 16, 2013
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If you are unlucky enough that your wife's period lined up with your wedding night, while fucking through the bloodshed, pull your dick out and swing it so blood splatters everywhere.
Hotel Attendant: Sir, you owe us $2300 in damage charges from last night.

Husband: $2300 dollars?!?!? It was just a small Red Wedding!!
by Erk1 April 02, 2014
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