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1. Surfing the crimson wave
refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.
can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."
2. Painting the roses red
Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)
'Sorry baby, you're not getting any tonight. I'm painting the roses red.'
3. surfing the red tide
Having your period/menstruating.
Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.
4. Knicker Bacon
Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.
5. red colored pencil
When a women doesn't want to say she is on her period. This is the code word for: I'm on my period, don't mess with me!

Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Don't mess with Christy, she is coloring with her red colored pencil today, and being a total BY-otch!

Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
6. the hut
an expression used for a woman that is on her period. Derived from traditional tribal segregation of the women who were bleeding from the hut they shared with their men. Men would cast menstruating women into another hut until they were finished their periods.
I can't fuck you cause you belong in the hut.
7. cotton pony
A maxi pad.
Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.
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