Red tide is a communist plot that produces potent neurotoxins in the Gulf of Mexico area. Irritations of the eyes, nose, throat, tingling lips and tongue are common symptoms that often occur during red tides, along with massive fish and marine life death.
"Stay indoors! Those damn Ruskies hit us with the Red Tide again."
by Jeanine March 25, 2005
A golden shower with a beautiful red tinge resulting from blood in the urine. Often caused by excessive running, urinary tract infections, or the occasional kidney punch.
"Bro, thanks for the kidney punch yesterday, my girl loved the red tide I gave her tonight."
by Bddurden August 20, 2011